I am supposed to be a crystal-ball reading gypsy at an elementary-school fundraiser soon. Kids there will be ranging in ages from 4-12, and there will be parents, too. I have Googled and surfed and cannot find anything like what I had in mind, but would very much like to have 3-4 short, age-appropriate, funny fortunes memorized to tell people. Any ideas?
"You will soon receive a letter in the mail
You will circle the block and find something that will bring you luck"
"You will grow taller"
"Your nails will soon need cutting"
"Your Room will not tidy itself"
you will save someone
you will help someone
you will be very successful
ou will be making a new friend soon, you are about to find a new and interesting hobby, some one close to you is wanting to talk to you on the phone, you will soon find a very interesting book to read and of course they are all going to grow up to be very special and important.